Woke up to:

- My tooth brush lying {face down} on the floor

** excuse my sudden urge to gag **

NOW...

either I have recently acquired noctambulation without my knowledge

-- and forgot how to put my tooth brush back on the counter --

OR

someone.... KNOCKED it off

{scowls}

either way... trip to the store it is!

{at least now I have an excuse to casually walk by the Oreo's and grab one without feeling like a complete and utter disgrace for driving to the grocery store solely for junk food}

Get This:

{sitting at work}

{beeeep.}

{fax comes through}

Nathaniel {boss} grabs it

{GIGGLING}

Nathaniel: "Sharon Shanks you have a fax"

Me: "uum what?"

{places paper on desk}



FAIL.

so glad this day is over....

California in less then 24 hours. WOOP

Bought fake eyelashes last night.

--

{Tried.}
to put them on this morning

... key word being tried...


................. { face palm } .................

Welcome back to
{fill in your own adjective for how the beginning of the week is}...

My adjective?... well
lets move on. =)

WEEKEND!! practically the best one yet. that is until next weekend
{eek : only 83 hours and 26 minutes... not like I'm counting or anything... ** taps fingers on desk*** }

YES: I have a brain.
My weekend starts on Thursday because we are going to

{BEAUTIFUL BEACHES}
GAH.

C.A.L.I.F.O.R.N.I.A

READY?? ok..

FRIDAY NIGHT

cooked dinner for the boyfriend =D and WHAT did I prepare..??

My famous CHICKEN ALFREDO!

{you can start drooling now...}


Keep in mind:
{Mitch lives with 7 other guys... who were all standing on the other side of the table looking like starving puppies}

don't you love the candle?? ... his touch

SATURDAY
Found the funniest video

SUNDAY
Baseball GAME
with who??
{Guess.}
WE WON!!

My phone has been dying on me ... ALOT lately and it's been getting rather annoying.

SO on a whim I decided I would be adventurous and practice my new found

Shopping Self Control

and visit a Verizon Wireless Store. And of course the typical happened.

1: Walk in and suddenly be bombarded by an 'overly eager' Verizon Wireless sales rep.

2: Told to wait.... { meaning }

you won't be seen till your hair has acquired
a gray hair or two... possibly three

So, being the self starter that I am I searched the store Up and Down....to no avail did I find my wonderful

Voyager.

... this is uncomfortable ...

SUDDENLY:

I have become one of THOSE people.

The hipsters who think that they are "with it" in the technological world only to find out that not only are they NOT with it... and FAR from it...

They are SO out of the loop that the store that once sold them their { completely faithful just a little too beat up now } phone doesn't even OFFER it anymore....

{face palm}
... I need an I-Phone...

Okay Okay... maybe I have been in denial for a while,
I guess I should have realized my phone was old when:

1: Verizon Wireless offered me an upgrade option.... 2 years ago

2: Verizon Wireless told me my phone was SO old, that it was completely worthless to keep paying for phone insurance because it would do no good.

But come on... THIS?!

This was just a slap in the face. I kinda feel like I should be walking around with a piece of paper taped to my forehead saying

"Slow on picking up hints... so don't even try"

{ANY WHO}

Now in my depressed state of mind, I was finally seen. And ended up walking out of that store with a battery for a phone that was so old the freaking PRICE of the battery was discounted from all of the other ones.

{On the flip side}

I only spent $29.99

SUCCESS!!!

Found a Winner!

Laa Dee Daaah...


So I surf the web and in some wonderful line of events I end on this video....


Bahaha... tehe... *snorts**

Isn't he a gem?!

The boyfriend came in town last night and we went country dancing!! So I dressed up all adorable like and ACTUALLY did my hair
** only to end up looking like a wet rat **

Oh! And I painted my nails finally!! And yes... the wonderful color of B.L.A.C.K

**No... I'm not Gothic ***

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but only after Mitch offered to pay for a manicure...


** I think he was trying to hint at something???***